with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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