Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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