marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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