so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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