well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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