Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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