If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So vagazzling was a success
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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