what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize