? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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