And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Randomize
