we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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