so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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