I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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