I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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