I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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