at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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