I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
