Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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