Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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