He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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