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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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