windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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