Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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