The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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