3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
