I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's blow job season.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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