Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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