If that was your dad, he is hot
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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