try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
tell me about the fingering
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