thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
