No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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