last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I would fuck him just for his dog
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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