about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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