Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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