"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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