dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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