she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
