I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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