So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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