i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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