hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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