If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
