You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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