We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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