bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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