k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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