Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
She needs sedatives and a leash
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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