Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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