are you so shy because you have an std?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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