yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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