Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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