we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Everyone says I win the strip club
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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